February 14 is all about love and romance – but who says they’re cannot be a little humor involved too? I decided to search for some funny Valentines Day quotes to have a laugh…and I just had to share the best ones!
Funny Valentines Day Quotes
“Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.” ~ Jay Leno
“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” ~ Unknown
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~ Tracy Smith
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” ~ Erich Segal
I hope you enjoyed these funny Valentines Day Quotes…feel free to share any you have below! Also, check out my True Love Quotes, perfect for cards!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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